Easiest Dark Souls Boss to give a description of?

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If you had to describe a Dark Souls boss to the police, which one would you choose, and how would you describe it?

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"Yo there's this grey wolf the size of a building holding a big fucking sword in its mouth."

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The worst one.

Bed of Chaos.

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@imhungry said:

"Yo there's this grey wolf the size of a building holding a big fucking sword in its mouth."

Nice. XD

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"Okay so his name is Centipede Demon, and he's a centipede demon."

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Officer, the guy looked like a volcano fucked an octopus and a person in a threesome and somehow all three are the father!

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@tartyron: That's great, but which DS boss is that supposed to be?

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Officer the man is extremely dangerous. I believe he is high off something. He looks like a bum with no shirt on and he is constantly swinging a big sword around and never seems to get tired.

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There are Five Four Kings.

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"Okay, imagine the biggest rat you've ever seen. Imagining it? It's not big enough. No, bigger. BIGGER."

:biggest

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#14  Edited By Efesell

@broshmosh: By far my favorite way to tell someone about a From enemy is “This x is much larger than an x should be”.

Boy lemme tell you this comes in strong in Elden Ring.

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I was crossing a bridge one night when this giant butterfly comes out of nowhere and starts shooting lasers at me.

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Big wolf, like really big.

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@captainofthestars: Ceaseless Discharge from DS1. It's one of the more forgettable boss fights.

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#18  Edited By Onemanarmyy

@tartyron: but the weird move where you walk upwards to him and then walk back to the fogdoor to make him lose a bunch of hp is so memorable!

Contribution:

What happens when you combine big and strong with small and agile.

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@av_gamer said:

Officer the man is extremely dangerous. I believe he is high off something. He looks like a bum with no shirt on and he is constantly swinging a big sword around and never seems to get tired.

Gwyn?

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Golem made of iron.

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Sad giant walks in circles.

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Spider booba.

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Very tall lady in a white fur coat with a gigantic scythe.

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@av_gamer said:

Officer the man is extremely dangerous. I believe he is high off something. He looks like a bum with no shirt on and he is constantly swinging a big sword around and never seems to get tired.

Gwyn?

Yup.

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@onemanarmyy: Might have to be more specific, there are quite a few giants in the Dark Souls series. XD

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Big Hammer Boi and Lion King

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#27  Edited By Shindig

Skeleton in a pimp coat made of other skeletons.

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Fat boy with a hammer.

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Big Red Dragon

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Tyrael cosplayer

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#31  Edited By FacelessVixen

Master Splinter after being done with being the nice guy.

@onemanarmyy said:

Tyrael cosplayer

Pursuer, DS2?

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A blind borzoi.

(From bloodborne, though).

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#35  Edited By Wacomole

"I'm not quite sure officer. It all happened so fast... 10 or 15 times"

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It's a big butterfly.

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Fire-breathing gargoyles.

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A rat with a mohawk.

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two mean guys. one big one little

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A literal Boglin.